Holiday Highlights: Blackout gags about the holidays. New Years (the baby speaks to us). Valentines Day (its Leap Year, so the girl turns to the boy) Washingtons Birthday (the cherry tree story). Arbor Day (a dog directs the placement of the tree). Easter (the bunny is menaced by the fox, who turns out to be a softy). April 1: no picture. Mothers Day: a decidedly low key reunion. Graduation day: the boy gets his diploma, and promptly joins a bread line. Halloween: the witch rides her broom, towing an advertising banner. Thanksgiving: A turkey for dinner, in more ways than one. Christmas: Santas sleigh is an ice cream truck. New Years: The Tournament of Roses parade; we see some floats.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan.
Rooster Cogburn: A small village in the Indian Nation that is run by a Minister Goodnight and his daughter Eula is overrun by a band of drunken thugs. They kill and rape the people of the village. Miss Goodnight then teams up with the ruthless Marshal Rooster J. Cogburn who goes after them and bring them to justice.
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause: Santa, aka Scott Calvin, is faced with double-duty: how to keep his new family happy, and how to stop Jack Frost from taking over Christmas.
Elf: After inadvertently wreaking havoc on the elf community due to his ungainly size, a man raised as an elf at the North Pole is sent to the U.S. in search of his true identity.
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers: In 1850 Oregon, when a backwoodsman brings a wife home to his farm, his six brothers decide that they want to get married too.
Carry on Spying
Carry on Spying: A top secret chemical formula has been stolen by STENCH (the Society for the Total Extinction of Non-Conforming Humans)...
I Spy: Based on the 1960s television series I Spy. A professional athlete (boxer - Eddie Murphy) has to help a U.S. government agent recover a missing jet.
Condorman: Comic artist and writer Woody performs a simple courier operation for his friend Harry who works for the CIA. But when he successfully fends off hostile agents, he earns the respect of the beautiful Natalia, who requests his assistance for her defection. Woody uses this request as leverage to use the CIAs resources to bring his comic book creation, Condorman, to life to battle the evil Krokov.
Grosse Pointe Blank
Grosse Pointe Blank: Martin Blank is a professional assassin. He is sent on a mission to a small Detroit suburb, Grosse Pointe, and, by coincidence, his ten-year high school reunion party is taking place there at the same time.
The Painted Veil
The Painted Veil: A British medical doctor fights a cholera outbreak in a small Chinese village, while also being trapped at home in a loveless marriage to an unfaithful wife.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mr. & Mrs. Smith: A bored married couple is surprised to learn that they are both assassins hired by competing agencies to kill each other.
Oxygen: A masochistic cop, who hides her predilection from her cop husband, gets involved in pursuing a kidnapper nicknamed Harry for Harry Houdini, who has kidnapped a rich woman and has buried her somewhere in Manhattan while demanding a ransom from her tycoon husband. Failure to pay the ransom within 24 hours will lead the kidnapper to abandoning the woman. Dylan Baker also appears as the fed that is assigned to the case.
Blue Streak: A thief turned ex-con poses as a cop to retrieve a diamond he stole years ago.
Fahrenheit 9/11: Michael Moores view on what happened to the United States after September 11; and how the Bush Administration allegedly used the tragic event to push forward its agenda for unjust wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: A murder mystery brings together a private eye, a struggling actress, and a thief masquerading as an actor.
Serendipity: A couple reunite years after the night they first met, fell in love, and separated, convinced that one day theyd end up together.
Teknolust: Anxious to use artificial life to improve the world, Rosetta Stone, a bio-geneticist creates a Recipe for Cyborgs and uses her own DNA in order to breed three Self Replicating Automatons, part human, part computer named Ruby, Olive and Marine. The SRAs act as portals on the Internet, helping users to fulfill their dreams. The SRAs are nourished through touch. Because they were bred only with Rosettas DNA, they need the balance of an Y chromo or male sperm to survive. Rosetta projects seduction scenes from movie clips onto Ruby, which absorbs as she sleeps. The SRAS can not distinguish dreams from reality. Ruby acts out these scenes in real life with the men and shares her spoils with her sisters. However, Rubys encounters suffer from impotence and unexplained rashes. Fearing a bio-gender war, the FBI sends in Agent Edward Hopper to solve the mystery. Puzzled, he turns for help from a private cyber detective. The men recover. Ruby falls in love and becomes impregnated by Sandy, a xerox shop worker. The characters struggle to find love in a world that no longer needs sex to reproduce, a world that is changing and is populated with people who use provisional identities and are seen through virtual selves and a world where love is the only thing that makes things real.
Accepted: When a high school burnout discovers hes been rejected from every college hes applied to, he creates a fake university in order to fool his overzealous parents.
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams: The Cortez siblings set out for a mysterious island, where they encounter a genetic scientist and a set of rival spy kids.
Garden State: A quietly troubled young man returns home for his mothers funeral after being estranged from his family for a decade.
The Goonies: A group of kids embark on a wild adventure after finding a pirate treasure map.
About a Boy
About a Boy: Based on Nick Hornbys best-selling novel, About A Boy is the story of a cynical, immature young man who is taught how to act like a grown-up by a little boy
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: A young boy wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the worlds most unusual candy maker.
Napoleon Dynamite: A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.
Outside Providence: After one too many run ins with the law, a punk teenager from a working class background is sent to prep school by his frustrated dad, and learns a thing or two.