The Legend of Awesomest Maximus
The Legend of Awesomest Maximus: Spoof of sword-and-sandal flicks such as Gladiator, 300 and Troy in which an out-of-shape Spartan general fails forward on a path to greatness.
Happy Tears: Jayne and Laura are about to take on the first man they just might not be able to handle: their seventy-something-year-old father Joe. Dutiful daughters returning to the house they grew up in, Jayne and Laura are forced to take a closer look at their own not-so-perfect lives while dodging childhood memories. Laura suspects that Joe needs full-time care, but Jayne hopes that their fathers condition isnt that serious. Joe is still singing and playing his old guitar, and the lively widower even has a new ladyfriend, shameless and sassy Shelly. But as the visible moments of their fathers impending senility increase, so do the dysfunctional family dynamics. Tensions flare as the close sisters must also juggle their own very different lives - Lauras busy schedule as an environmentalist and mother of two small children, and Jayne, desperate to finally have a baby with her workaholic art-dealing husband Jackson. Their adventures back home are not without magic, mischief and mayhem, and even a search for buried treasure in the backyard! Any tears that Jayne and Laura might shed will be happy ones.
American Cowslip: In Blythe, California, a small town in the remote California desert, Ethan Inglebrink is an eccentric, agoraphobic heroin addict who is obsessed with his garden. This dark comedy follows the last days of Ethans life as he struggles to find purpose at a time when it might be too late to even matter. After convincing his senior poker buddies that he is diabetic, in order to explain his frequent use of syringes, Ethan shoots up while trying to win poker money to fund his gardening hobby and drug use. Nearing eviction, Ethan gardens furiously in hopes of winning the $10,000 first prize in the Garden of the Year contest so he can pay his delinquent rent. Between sugar-munching binges and exchanges with a motley crew of neighbors, Ethan tries to grow the perfect American cowslip, a beautiful, rare flower that will be the centerpiece of his garden and the floral representation of his life. When his efforts are thwarted by his landlord/high school football coach/next door neighbor, Trevor OHart, Ethan faces eviction and the loss of his beloved garden, his sanity and the camaraderie he shares with his best friend and poker buddy, Roe. Believing he has finally found true love, Ethan unknowingly expedites his own demise when he reciprocates the affections of Georgia, a beautiful seventeen-year old girl who lives across the street and dreams of leaving Blythe and her abusive father behind. Head to head in a hilarious battle of the gardens with Trevor, Ethan must rise to the occasion and fix the life that he has screwed up so badly and save Georgia. With a seemingly subconscious awareness of his impending death, he decides that if hes going down, then hes going down in style.
August: August centers on two brothers fighting to keep their start-up company afloat on Wall Street during August 2001, a month before the 9/11 terrorist attacks
Three Days to Vegas
Three Days to Vegas: Four grumpy old men go on a road trip from their retired life in Florida to the excitement of Las Vegas in order to stop one of their daughters from marrying the wrong guy.
Bee Movie: Barry B. Benson, a bee who has just graduated from college, is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey. On a special trip outside the hive, Barrys life is saved by Vanessa, a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms, he discovers humans actually eat honey, and subsequently decides to sue us.
The Golden Boys
The Golden Boys: A romantic comedy, set on Cape Cod in 1905, about three 70-year-old retired sea captains who try to lure an attractive middle-aged woman into marriage.
Turn the River
Turn the River: A pool shark takes the ultimate gamble when she kidnaps her own son and flees her ex-husband.
Marie Antoinette: The retelling of Frances iconic but ill-fated queen, Marie Antoinette. From her betrothal and marriage to Louis XVI at 15 to her reign as queen at 19 and to the end of her reign as queen and ultimately the fall of Versailles.
Zoom: Former superhero Jack is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a private Academy.
Yours Mine and Ours
Yours, Mine and Ours: A widowed Coast Guard Admiral and a widow handbag designer fall in love and marry, much to the dismay of her 10 and his 8 children.
The Sisters: Based on Anton Chekovs The Three Sisters about siblings living in a college town who struggle with the death of their father and try to reconcile relationships in their own lives.
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story: A group of misfits enter a Las Vegas dodgeball tournament in order to save their cherished local gym from the onslaught of a corporate health fitness chain.
Welcome to Mooseport
Welcome to Mooseport: A US president (Gene Hackman) who has retired after two terms in office returns to his hometown of Mooseport, Maine and decides to run for Mayor against another local candidate (Ray Romano).
Eulogy: A black comedy that follows three generations of a family, who come together for the funeral of the patriarch - unveiling a litany of family secrets and covert relationships.
Love Object: The twisted tale of Kenneth, socially insecure technical writer who forms an obsessive relationship with Nikki, an anatomically accurate silicone sex doll he orders over the Internet. Because of his experience with his new toy, Kenneths life takes a turn for the better when his newfound romantic skills attract the attention of Lisa, a co-worker at his office. But when the dolls jealous personality invades his consciousness, Kenneth becomes trapped in a perverse triangle, torn between the dominating, silicone Nikki and the flesh-and-blood Lisa.
Rolling Kansas: An independent film about a road trip to find a magical forest of marijuana.
Maniac Magee: Jeffrey Maniac Magee was orphaned as a baby, but nothing gets him down. He comes to a small town which, although divided by racism, is populated by colorful/comical characters. As he searches for his place in the world, Maniac changes the people around him, espcially the other children. With his amazing athletic abilities and good, almost unbelievable deeds, his name becomes legend and with this new status he will try to unite the town.
Men in Black II
Men in Black II: Agent J needs help so he is sent to find Agent K and restore his memory.
Freddy Got Fingered
Freddy Got Fingered: An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.
Wonder Boys: An English Professor tries to deal with his wife leaving him, the arrival of his editor who has been waiting for his book for seven years, and the various problems that his friends and associates involve him in.
American Masters Clint Eastwood Out of the Shadows
American Masters Clint Eastwood Out of the Shadows: Documentary that explores actor/director Clint Eastwood and his art by juxtaposing each major stage in his life with a corresponding stage in the thematic development of his work. Clint Eastwood tells his own story, from his childhood in Depression-era Northern California, to life in the stratosphere of fame and fortune. Hes torn up the wild West, patrolled the mean streets of San Francisco, and even gone into outer space. Follow the on-screen and off-screen life of the Oscar-winning film icon in this retrospective PBS American Masters 2000 documentary filled with film clips, archival material and interviews. Clints Unforgiven co-star Morgan Freeman narrates.
The Insider: A research chemist comes under personal and professional attack when he decides to appear in a 60 Minutes expose on Big Tobacco.
Senseless: A student gets his senses enhanced by an experimental drug. But abuse is not an option.
The Almost Perfect Bank Robbery
The Almost Perfect Bank Robbery: A cop and his expensive fiancée, a bank teller, plan the perfect bank robbery. All goes well until the FBI suspects, almost immediately, an inside job. Their plans to move the money out of the country, then just to cover their tracks, make them look more and more guilty.
Men in Black
Men in Black: Two men who keep an eye on aliens in New York City must try to save the world after the aliens threaten to blow it up.
Hercules: The son of the Greek Gods Zeus and Hera is stripped of his immortality as an infant and must become a true hero in order to reclaim it.
Trial and Error
Trial and Error: Lawyer Charles Tuttle is defending his wifes relative Benny Gibbs in a class action fraud suit, but when he gets to the city where court takes place, he gets drunk and the following day, when the hearings begin, his friend, actor Richard Rietti takes his place posing as Charlie. The bad thing is that Richard doesnt know anything about being a lawyer, and Charlie has to teach him as the court goes on.